Yesterday, I visited a dentist because my filling fell out. Like many others, I hate going to the dentist. The only thing to enjoy at the dentist's is having my face touched unintentionally by a female dentist or dental assistant's breasts…

Today, I went to see a doctor for a physical. I needed to get a clean bill of health for a job application. I believed that I was perfectly healthy, but just to be safe, I ate less yesterday and squeezed out the wastes this morning. After …